Friday, April 29, 2005

Nerves of Steel

The main thing I'm thankful for tonight is that God allowed me to drive my ailing alternator to the shop this morning instead of my usual manner of having to be towed in. Yes, folks, my alternator died AGAIN... the third time in two and a half years.

When I noticed that the indicator lights for the brake and the battery kept coming on this morning, my heart lurched, then settled down into my stomach. Deja vu, they call it. Been there, done that. Thankfully, I was on the outskirts of Bowling Green when they came on instead of the usual halfway between. I convinced myself it couldn't be the alternator again so soon and kept going for school, although my roving eye "tested" every few yards as the inevitable Pull-Off Place. Apparently, the battery was still fairly strong, as I was able to make it to school and then to Auto Pro again without the aid of a towing truck. The poor little mechanic was so surprised to see me there again. "You're here again?" he asked. He then subtly "made known" a little $500 1993 Grand Am that was sitting there in the parking lot. I told him I don't "do" Grand Am's, thank you very much... Too many left sitting beside the road, you know. (ahem)


This time, Hillbilly Bob himself (ex-wrestler) was sitting there in the lobby. Tomika (dau of Mr. Mechanic) is trying to get him to sing at her wedding in July.


So what do you think? Is my commitment to my car being tested? Why, it takes absolute nerves of steel to keep paying to get it fixed. But I sure enough did... again.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The Club

Well, it seems that Sharon, Sara, and I have been invited to join The Club. At The Club, there will be frequent eating of candy--but no jumping on beds, and no homework allowed. Admission to The Club is by ticket only. And you must save your ticket so The Club Officials will know who you are and will thereby be able to grant re-admission to The Club upon your return visit.

This is as was decreed by Hannah and Madison [both five] earlier today. I think I’m honored.

“Are you coming home now?” Madison asked me when I called home this afternoon.

“No, Maddy. I have some stuff I have to do.”

“Oh. Homework, huh?”

...Yes, the homework goes on and on… BUT the end is in sight!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Quite Frankly

My friend Frank

I will have to say that being in my Cultural Diversity class has certainly given me a new perspective on all things cultural. It is astounding to me that merely fifteen years prior to the date of my birth, black folks were treated the way they were. My entire life, colored folks just haven’t been an issue, and prior to this class, I tended to think of the Civil Rights Movement as something that must’ve happened way back in the….oh, say…the Great Depression or so. So now, as I come across different people, I think of them in terms of them must having memories of a different America than I know. So I’ve started asking them what they remember.

Enter my friend Frank. He is a 75 year old black gentleman who is one of our patients. I think he must be my favorite patient. He is always laughing and kidding around, and he is an absolute joy to have around. I always look forward to his appointments. Today was his day to sit in the waiting line, and because the doc was so far behind, I thought I’d keep him company by interrogating him. So I called him in to my office. Now if there is something I learned from Dee it’s how to pull information out of people. The trick is simply this: Ask whatever you want to know and you’ll often get more than you asked for.

Here’s what I found out.

Frank certainly does remember the Civil Rights Movement. Rosa Parks and the Montgomery bus boycott certainly did make the news here in Kentucky. Whether you turned on the television or turned on the radio, you heard about it. I asked Frank if he was cheering them on, and he said, “Well, yes, in a way.” But unlike some of his acquaintances in Glasgow, he refused to go down and join the protestors. There were a lot of them from here that did evidently.

When Frank was a boy—he was one of eleven children—he actually was “adopted” by some white folks, which was absolutely unheard of prior to the Civil Rights Movement. Essentially, this family had a boy who “wasn’t all there,” and the family wanted Frank to be around to do the things their son couldn’t. He was given his own bedroom and was fed and clothed by the Green family; the lady of the house refused to wash his clothes, however, and Frank had to make the mile or so trek down the road to his own mother for his clothes to be washed.

The main difference that the Civil Rights Movement made around here, according to Frank, was that colored folks were allowed to eat in the same areas as the white folks and you could talk to white women without being beaten or murdered.

Edmonson County—just up the road—is even today known as being a very racist community. The Ku Klux Klan is even thought to still be active there. Well, it was especially so way back when. In fact, one black man was hanged there for being in a certain area after dark. So the colored folks made sure they were inside their houses when darkness came. Sometime after the CRM, one of the things Frank did to make his living was to spray tobacco fields with his own equipment. The farmers would tell Frank which patches to spray and would leave him on his own to spray while they tended to their business either in town or elsewhere. Frank had a really good relationship with his farmers. Well, Frank lived in Warren County, and he had to go to Edmonson County one day to spray some fields. Prior to taking this particular job, some of his buddies were talking with him, and the incident of the man who had been hanged came up. His buddies told Frank one day that if he was ever across a certain river in Edmonson County after dark, they’d hang him too. Well, his buddies were just messing with him, but poor Frank didn’t know that at the time. He didn’t think too much about it until one of his jobs had him crossing this river.

It was early afternoon so it wasn’t that big of a deal. When he got to the farm, however, he found that the owner wasn’t there yet and that he would have to wait on him to get back in order to get directions for spraying the fields. As luck would have it, the owner just didn’t show up and didn’t show up. As the sun began to slide down toward the horizon, Frank began to worry. He was so worried, he went up to the house, knocked on the door, and inquired as to the whereabouts of the owner. This act, prior to the CRM, would have been a very big no-no, as black men were prohibited from speaking to a white woman. She was unable to give him a satisfactory answer, and he went back to waiting. He was getting more and more worried as time went on, and he began to regularly knock on that door and ask if there wasn’t an update on the owner’s whereabouts. Finally, the owner showed up, showed Frank the fields and everything. The owner could tell that Frank was very antsy to get going, so he asked him, “Frank, what in the world has got you in such a hurry? I hear you’ve been knocking on my door every five minutes.” So Frank said, “Yes sir. I need to get back across the river before dark.” Upon hearing the details, this struck the owner so funny, and he just laughed and laughed. It wasn’t funny to Frank at the moment, I’m sure, but in his recalling it, he and I both went hysterical. The owner reassured him that that was erroneous information and that he was quite safe being on this side of the river. Frank said, “I had broken out into a sweat by the time he showed up.”

Then Frank told me his tragic love story. He got married at age sixteen. “Had to,” he said. Or he would’ve had to move back in with his parents, and they had too many kids to feed the way it was. Well, he was in love with and was dating Mabel. Something happened—not sure what exactly—but Mabel ended up marrying someone else and moved to California. So Frank ended up marrying May. About ten years ago, 1995 or thereabouts, May died. Likewise, Mabel’s husband also died. In the course of events, somehow Frank and Mabel reconnected when she came to visit her sister in 2000. They picked up right where they had left off so many years ago. They loved each other and decided they would get married and finish life out together. This, according to Frank, was the most exciting thing that ever happened to him in his entire life… getting back with Mabel. They had made the arrangements and everything—they even had housing arrangements made and had the wedding date set. Then Mabel said, “Now before we get married, I want you to come to California and meet my family and see how it is out there.”

Frank said, “I don’t know, Mabel. It’s an awfully long drive out there.” He didn’t know if his car could even make it that far. “Of course you wouldn’t drive,” Mabel said. “You would fly.” Now THIS was something that poor Farmer Frank could NOT do…even for love. He said, “I will absolutely not fly. I have avoided trees and barn roofs all my life, and I’m certainly not going to get into an airplane.” And thus came about a Very Large Argument. “Fine then,” Mabel said. “We’re not getting married unless you do.” “Well, h*!l then,” said Frank. “Give me my money back. I am not flying, and that’s all there is to it.”

So Mabel left in a huff, and that was the end of it. I, of course, had a fit. [Not flying in an airplane is beyond my imagination.] “What did your kids say?” I asked him. “Oh, they were all for it,” he said. “They loved Mabel. My son said, ‘Dad, just drink a couple of drinks before getting on the airplane, and you’ll never know you were on one.’” “Well,” he said. “If I’m going to have to die, I sure as h*!l don’t want to be drunk when I do.”

I sure got my share of cackles. “Were you mad at her, Frank?” I asked. “No,” he said. “But she shore ‘nuff was mad at me.”

“So that was crossing the line, huh?” I said. “That was crossing the line,” Frank confirmed. “I’m going to remain single until I die.”

Frank says he has farmed all his life; all he needs is right here. He has never wanted to go see the world, and he’s not going to start now. The farthest he’s been away from home has been one time to Indianapolis. The next farthest place was Louisville.

And there you have it. Barring anti-traveling, I hope I am like Frank when I’m old. I love Frank—he’s a great guy.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Mechanics

Well, I've now got an air conditioner that gives my car value once again. I dropped it off at Auto Pro this afternoon for the Great Fix, then walked over to Barnes and Noble so that I could do my Math homework in a smoke-free environment. I just about fell asleep and was mighty close to being sprawled out across my notebook right there in the corner of B & N. Then my cell phone rang, and my car was ready.

Mechanics are some of my favorite people. They are a prime example of people "you shouldn't judge by their appearance." Who else but a mechanic would display multiple pictures of Hillbilly Bob on his wall... and be proud of it?? Who else would post forwarded email jokes on their coke machine? Who else would store a container for water on top of the coke machine for the occasional dog who comes in? There's just something about the greasy clothes, the black fingernails, the missing teeth... that just gives you confidence that your car will last you another five years (please God, at least through college...).


Things are better when they work. But not all my things are working these days, it seems. My Outlook (email) is one of them. Why would Outlook work perfectly fine one day... I shut my computer down and unplug all cords, etc., because of severe weather in the area... and then when I bring it back up, it refuses to download any email? I can access it fine through a browser, but that's far from desirable. I'm hoping it just has the flu and that it will soon be back in good health; otherwise, I might need a good Outlook mechanic. Know of any?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Commitment

Well, I'm afraid I'm committed [again] to my car until death do us part (hopefully, the car's--not mine). I'm about to sink another several hundred into my hunk of red. And for what, you may ask? My air conditioner is the mainest thing. I have to replace the "temperature control assembly," they tell me, and no, it's not available at a junk yard. It all started when I cleaned my car out on Saturday. It was high time, as it had become a neglected college-student widow. Now we had paid extra to get a car cleaning kit included with our central vac back when we built the house. You think of all the quarters you're going to save by having the vac right there. And you just know you'll clean your car so much more often than you would if you had to go up to the car wash. So it was with a bit of guilt that I pulled the hose down and attached its attachments after many, many months of neglect. "Now, Kris," I said to myself. "Do not vacuum up any change, or the cost of the vacuum will just increase all the more." So I took much care, and it wasn't long until I was ready to vacuum out from under the emergency brake. I lifted it, vacuumed, and put it back down. The next day, as we were moseying on to church, I asked Sharon, "What is that noise?!?" We shut all extracurricular noises off and sure enough, there was this unidentified noise. I'm sure we looked a sight as we "laid" our heads in all sorts of precarious positions trying to determine the source from whence it came. There's nothing I hate more than to go into the mechanic and helplessly say, "Well, it's making this noise." We finally had to write it off as one of those mysteries you never find the answer to. On the way home from church is when the trouble intensified. Not only was the car making this noise, but it was also blowing out hot air out of the air conditioner. So we had to fiddle around with it, and in the course of human events, Sharon put the temperature from the cold side over to the hot side. And then couldn't get it back. Talk about toasty! That slider thing would NOT budge one teeny bit. We put all sorts of pressure on it, including taking Sharon's shoe to it. And it still wouldn't go to the cold side. We would pretend we weren't concerned about it, then sneak up on it from the back side, thinking just maybe it would've relaxed its grip. Not so.

So today, between class and work, I took the babe in to the Carspital. Getting into a HOT car just kind've makes the decision by itself. "It's making this noise," I said helplessly to the mechanic, "and boy, is it ever stuck." So they began the process to diagnose it. I took my algebra homework, sat by the window, and dedicated myself to the task for the next 40 minutes or so. They finally concluded I would have to replace the emergency brake cable and the temperature control assembly. With an oil change, it comes to a grand total of $600. So then I began the soul-searching. Am I really that committed to pay $600 on a car that's worth maybe $1200? They had to order the parts, so I had a while to think about it. In the end, after consulting Martin, I decided to skip the emergency brake cable [which I've never used before], and go ahead with the a/c. Driving a car around here without a/c is not an option, imho. It was bad enough driving it from Auto Pro to work in the heat of the day. "Just pretend you're Sharon," I kept mumbling to myself. Sharon enjoys a hot, windy car. Kris doesn't. So I guess I'm committed to the car for as long as it takes me to get my money's worth out of the thing.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Kenya to Kentucky

Following is my second paper as required by my Cultural Diversity class. I chose to write about my Socioloy professor from last semester. I think a lot of this professor, and it was a delight to be able to interview and write about him.
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From Kenya to Kentucky

A.C. is a professor in the sociology department at Western Kentucky University. Because of his diverse background and easy-going personality, Mr. C brings a very positive element to Western's campus, and he is well-liked by his students.

The second-born son of a Kikuyuan mother and a Luyian father, Mr. C was born and raised in Kakamega, Kenya, a country on the equator in eastern Africa. In addition to having one sister, Mr. C is one of eight boys. His father supported their large family by working for the government, operating construction equipment. As a young girl, Mr. C's mother longed for a higher education but did not have the approval of her father to do so, for he feared she would turn into a prostitute. At a young age, she ran away from home with the intent of attending school. Upon her inevitable return home, however, she received a severe beating. Because of the restrictions on and lack of opportunity for females, Mr. C’s mother never got the education she so wanted.

Mr. C is proficient in three languages (English, Swahili, and Luyia) and can understand an additional two (Kikuyu and Kamba). Because Kenya was at one time a British colony, English is the official language of Kenya. Swahili is spoken nation wide, although Luyia–the language of his father's tribe–is the mother tongue of Mr. C's parents. Kikuyu is the language spoken by the tribe of his mother, and Kamba is spoken by relatives on his mother's side.

Ugali is a typical Kenyan food. Corn flour is mixed with hot water until it is a very stiff porridge. It is eaten with fried beef and kale, a green vegetable equivalent to America's cabbages or greens. One of Mr. C's favorite foods is maganda, a dish comprised of maize and beans. Maize is a white corn. Beans and corn are mixed together, then cooked or fried with garlic and then mixed with any kind of meat (cow, goat, etc.).

Mr. C’s parents were largely influenced by and are now part of the Christian church. Mr. C, however, does not consider himself to be religious.

With the influence of the Christian church, much of Kenyan folk music traditions have been lost. Kenyan music is typically characterized by drums and guitars. Attempts to revive Kenyan music are being made through music festivals and through schools.

Males in Kenya dress much as they do in America, although they do not wear jeans. Females typically wear loose-fitting dresses or skirts and blouses.

Kenyan people are very superstitious. Mr. C recalls one superstition of his mother’s. Her first-born child was a son. Therefore, when she went out, away from her home, if the first person she met was a male (because her first-born was male), this was a sign that she would have a successful day. If, on the other hand, the first person she met was a female, this was a bad sign, and she would, in fact, turn around and go back home.

Another superstition of the Kenyan people concerned an owl. A cooing owl sitting in your tree is considered a bad omen. So everything possible is done to make the owl leave. If salt is put into the fire, it is believed that the owl will leave. Additionally, Kenyans will take an axe outside during a storm and will chop the ground, then leave the axe there. This, they believe, will effectively tame the storm. If a person offers you money with his left hand, this is also a bad sign, and it will be declined. If it is offered with the right hand, however, it will be accepted.
Some superstitions are functional. For example, when you shave your head, you are to dispose of your hair properly by burying it. If you do not, a witch could get it, and you are likely to have bugs coming out of your head. This superstition is functional in the sense that things are disposed of properly, thereby keeping the environment clean. Mr. C attributes these superstitions simply to a lack of education and says that even while he was in Kenya, he did not ascribe to them–primarily because of his education.

Like many of his peers, Mr. C entered primary school at age six. Primary school children are required to wear uniforms and shave their heads—both boys and girls. His home was just a short distance from the school compound; he lived close enough, in fact, that he could wait to run to school until he heard the bell. If students are late, they can expect to be punished by either the striking of a cane or by being assigned to menial tasks such as picking up garbage. He would attend school from 8 a.m. until noon. Then it was time for the daily chores of tending to the animals on his father's farm. His school uniform was exchanged for regular clothes (pants and shirt), after which the animals were taken out to graze. There were cows, goats, and sheep to be taken care of on his farm. Goats are very popular in Kenya for their meat, and they were raised by Mr. C’s family to be sold.

Mr. C's home was comprised of several small buildings. His parents and sister lived in one two-room house, and all of the boys lived in another two-room house nearby. Water had to be carried from a spring on their heads in traditional water pots; their bathroom was an outhouse. The kitchen was located in yet another separate building.

According to Mr. C, as each boy reached an age of between 18 and 20–and the necessity of courting young girls intensified–his own separate little house was built. Each of the boys eventually had a small house of his own, made of hand-made earth bricks. "There is a time," says Mr. C, "when a boy needs his own space." All his brothers, although now married, are still in their original houses on his parents' land.

Schools in Kenya are slightly different than they are in America. A typical school campus would be able to accommodate all primary grades. However, the campus is broken into many different buildings, and those buildings are filled with individual grades. A school campus also has a central soccer field and an outhouse. The most popular sports for children are net ball for females and soccer for males. Soccer is especially popular; Mr. C can, in fact, not remember any other games he played as a child.

Mr. C loved school from day one and was the best student in his class. From primary school (grades one through seven), one had to pass an exam to be admitted into high school. Only the highest-scoring students are admitted into the best high schools, and Mr. C was one of those. Broken into six "forms" [grades], the high school itself has two more national exams to be passed in order to be admitted into "university." Only the best and the brightest students actually make it to college. The first national exam is to be taken at the completion of form 4, and the second is to be taken at the end of form 6.

Unlike America, where education is paid for with tax dollars, not everyone in Kenya has the opportunity for an education past standard 7. Most parents are able to pay the fees for the education of their children through primary school, but unfortunately, many are unable to go any further.

After successfully passing his national exam, Mr. C was admitted into the University of Nairobi. During the course of his study of sociology and economics, he met a professor who recommended he pursue additional opportunities in America. With much encouragement from his professor friend, Mr. C applied for admission to and was accepted by Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana. He arrived in the States in 1994, studied for an additional six years, then made his way to Western Kentucky University in 2000, where he has since been teaching.
Perhaps the best way to better understand Mr. C’s culture is to look at the things in American culture that gave him cause for culture shock after first arriving in the United States. First of all, the sheer prosperity of America struck Mr. C. It began with his application for admission to Indiana University. There was a section on the application that spoke of parking permits on campus. To Mr. C, this was a totally foreign idea. In Kenya, there is no need for parking permits. There are far more parking spaces available than there are cars. Only the very rich in Kenya own cars. In America, on the other hand, even the very poor can own their own cars, something that would never happen in Kenya. The poor of America would not be considered so in Kenya–indeed, if they were to go to Kenya, they would find themselves "middle class." Needless to say, the day he owned his own vehicle was indeed a big event for Mr. C.
Secondly, there are so few pedestrians in America. In Kenya, the streets are covered with pedestrians. Kenyans walk many miles per day and are found on every street imaginable, walking in every direction. In America, only large cities have pedestrians of any significance.
Additionally, Mr. C was amazed with the amount of going out to eat that is done in America. In Kenya, families always go home to eat. Another thing he found different was the lack of warmth in people. In America, if one person is sitting in a two-seat bus row, the second seat is left empty until sheer necessity demands that it be filled. Strangers prefer to remain strangers in America, and there is no sense of community. That same seat in Kenya, on the other hand, would be filled up in an instant, and the people would identify it as a welcome opportunity to make the other’s acquaintance. Also, an overweight person in Kenya, unlike in America, is looked on as having success, wealth, and prestige. A small person is considered to be poor. If you are successful, people expect you to become larger, an expectation of Mr. C that has been a little disappointing to his mother.

In Kenya, even college life is different from what it is in America. Because only the best students are actually admitted to college, education is taken very seriously. Attendance policies are quite unnecessary; in fact, it is the teachers—not the students—who are more likely to not show up for class.

If able to take one element out of Kenyan culture and mix it with American culture, Mr. C says it would be the warmth and friendliness of his native people. In Kenya, relationships are stressed. There is no such thing as a stranger—at least not for long. If, for example, you go visit someone in Kenya, they are glad to have you and do not see you as an inconvenience. Instead, they engulf you with friendliness and hospitality. America, on the other hand, stresses individuality and personal achievement. Unlike Kenya, it is not considered socially correct in America to just drop in on someone without calling first. And it is hard for Mr. C to understand why, when running into a former student off campus, for example, they do not smile–they do not talk–they do not have time to even say hello. In America, too often it seems that once you have served your purpose in another person’s life, they are finished with you. This is not true in Kenya; in Kenya, each relationship is looked at as if it were a very precious jewel–one to be treasured for life.

There are several things, however, that Mr. C has picked up from American culture that give him reason for irritation when he returns to his native culture. If he is standing in a service line to pay a bill, for example, it now really irritates him when people do not wait their turn and just cut into line. Equally as irritating to him is their disregard for time. If he is meeting someone at a certain time, Mr. C will wait five minutes past the appointed time and then leave if the other person does not show up. They inevitably will show up about an hour late and say, "Where were you? I was there." Prior to coming to America, neither one of these things would have given him cause for concern. It was just the way it was done. When he goes back to Kenya to visit, his family and friends often tell him, "Calm down. This is not America. This is Kenya." They think he has lost his capacity for patience. They often ask about his life in America and cannot believe that there are actually poor people there. All they see in the media is the prosperity of the American people. When asked if he feels he has ever been discriminated against in America, Mr. C replied, "I probably have, but not that I’m aware of. I came from a country where I was a majority; therefore, I have nothing that tells me when I am being discriminated against." He said further that there have been occasions, for example, when he is with an American friend, and they will meet up with someone else. Afterward, his friend might take issue with the other person and will say, "I can’t believe he talked to you like that." Mr. C is totally unaware that something out of line has taken place. He had, in fact, taken what had been said as a joke. For example, if someone says, "Take Mr. C’s class; it’s so easy," some people would take that to be a discriminatory remark based on his race (referencing his class to be one that has standards that are less than a similar [white] professor’s class). Mr. C, however, would take that same statement as a joke instead of feeling discriminated against. Overall, he thinks that that is a very positive thing for him.

I have really enjoyed learning and writing about Mr. C’s culture. It is easy to see that he values and appreciates the culture into which he was born and raised. Anyone who is lucky enough to take one of his classes (or meets him elsewhere) will get a taste of the best of Kenya. In the spirit of his native Kenyan people, it was Mr. C who [unlike several others] made the time for me to conduct this interview. Instead of making me feel like I was a nuisance, he welcomed the interaction, and I attribute that largely to his culture. In discussing Mr. C’s culture with him, I have probably learned just as much about my own culture as I have Kenyan culture. We would all be well advised to look at and analyze our own culture with the critical eye of an outsider. We should learn about other cultures, take out the best, combine it with our own, and make our own new unique culture to pass down to our children. Americans could learn many lessons from Kenyans, the most valuable of which is this: the things in which you invest your money are not nearly so important as the people in whom you invest your time. I hope someday to be able to visit Kenya, for I think a culture that delights in relationships would indeed be a wonderful thing to experience.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Dwindling Deadlines and The Plug

I've made it through another week... only four more to go (+ finals). I have so many things to be grateful for. Things are starting to dwindle down, although I think it'll get worse before it gets better. The second midterm in my Cultural Diversity class is over. It's the test on which we get to write four essays in 55 minutes. Oh, it is so hard. And I finally, finally--after five people turned me down--found my person to interview for the paper that's due in that class. I decided to ask my former Sociology teacher. I figured with as many people that had turned me down, the worst thing that could happen was to get another no. And--Praise God--he said YES! He is from Kenya. It was a very interesting interview. He "gave" me an hour and twenty minutes, time that I know was very valuable to him. And the sad thing is, I still didn't dig up all I wanted to. I've started the paper and want to get most of it done this weekend.

I also got Exam #3 out of the way in my Math class. I felt so harried going into it and was up till almost 2 am the night before trying to get homework done. Going into it, it felt like it was the most confusing test yet. But it turned out to be quite easy (says the girl who hasn't seen her grade yet). Mrs. P had actually already plotted one graph for us and had written out all the questions as opposed to us having to state the whole thing. So what a relief. About the only good thing about an exam is that you don't have any homework over the weekend. Not that my other classes don't make up for it, but at least no math. I spent about an hour or so on Thursday helping one of the Lady Toppers study for the Math Exam. That was different. She's really shy, so I was rather astonished when she asked me to help her. Very interesting: Mennonite meets Basketball Player in the graph of a hyperbola. I really enjoyed it though.

And when we were put into groups of two in my German class with a different partner than we normally team up with, I ended up with "Robbie." He said, "At least I'm with someone who knows what they're doing." I smiled a bit, then settled down to explain this particular exercise. I asked him then if it was making sense, and he said, "Oh, you've helped me a lot more just now than [the teacher] has this whole hour." I smiled again, and it was confirmed in my heart that my first love really is teaching/training. Some day, I'll probably go back to it...when I can support the habit.

Doc G called me up at work this week and said, "Will you do me a favor?" So I said, "Sure. What is it?" Well, he was at his attorney's office wanted me to be put into his "Advance Directives," aka Living Will. I said, "Are you sure you trust me with that??" [>I< wasn't sure I trusted me with that.] I ended up agreeing to do it (like the pushover I am) on the condition that I get a written copy of his wishes. So let's see now...I'm the executor of his will already, I'm listed in his passport paperwork, and now I get to authorize the "pulling of the plug." My point in going to school is to be able to detach myself from this man, and instead, I'm getting sucked in deeper and deeper.

And that makes two "plugs" I'm in charge of. Dee has me listed in hers also. Now this is a scary thing. She just had a baby by cesarean. Less than a week later, she is back in the hospital with blood clots in her leg from her groin down to her ankle. My understanding is that this is a very serious thing. She called me today and was even talking about getting a will around. Her doctors don't know what's causing the blood clots, and she is in agony. She said she'd rather go through a cesarean many times over than to go through what she's going through now. Her doctor told her she's on the verge of having a stroke. I wish you all would say a prayer for her.

We had a birthday party for Dad tonight. We grilled steaks and hamburgers. Oh, it was delicious. And we had Rhonda's pumpkin roll for dessert. Our appetizer was at Uncle Joe's expense (he had a colonoscopy today), I'm afraid. We decided colonoscopies are things to be avoided.

Martin's great burden of the evening was the dilemma presented by Quickbooks. They want him to upgrade, and to say he is resisting would be putting it mildly. He HATES when these software companies do that. Why, he's tempted to do his payroll (?) MANUALLY... just to show them a thing or two!!

Sharon and my great griefs of the evening are these old telemarketers who bother us day in and day out. We came up with a great strategy, however. There is this commercial out there right now advertising a Capital One credit card. It's basically saying that with other credit cards, all you get is "no's" when you need something. They have a "CE NO" [CEO] .... and their slogan is.. "the answer is always no." They go on to say that Capital One, on the other hand, is the much better alternative. Just call 1-800-Get a yes.

So...our strategy is this... when we get an obnoxious caller who won't take no for an answer, the conversation will abruptly degenerate into something like this: "This is the thing, Mister. You are talking to the CE No of the company. The answer HERE is ALWAYS NO. BUT if you want a yes, why, just let me get you the number to call. Ready?? 1-800-Get a yes." And then, hang up.

How about that?


Quote of the day:

"Too bad they don't have ebay for women." --Bachelor Martin

[of course, Martin's the one who bought a car BY ACCIDENT on ebay...]

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Rembrandt

Now, this, I thought was interesting. I was at the library last night doing some research for my art paper when I stumbled upon this interesting little tidbit in a book called The World of Rembrandt. Rembrandt (famous artist, in case you don't know) "professed the religion of the Menisti." Now that's a familiar dutch word, yes? For those of you who don't know, it means Mennonites.

To quote further from the book, "There is no evidence that he joined the sect: its members would not have approved of his love of rich costume and his taste for the romantic, and they would have been disturbed even more than the Calvinists by his domestic affairs. But his strongest spiritual affinity in his later years was with the Mennonites. [...] Whether because of the Mennonite influence or his own deepening conceptions or both, Rembrandt painted no fewer than 11 "portraits" of Christ in the years between 1648 and 1661."

Just an FYI tidbit.