Demoted

Isabel’s mother came into the office the other day. She was borrowing Isabel’s cell phone for some reason (yes, she’s 8 and has a cell phone). She came and showed me the list of Isabel’s contact numbers. Remember John? Yes, she’s still got him on her contact list, but he’s no longer listed as “John.” No–now the list reads: Mom, Dad, Jasmine, Ex-Boyfriend, Mason...

Poor John. He’s really been demoted.